#19485 So me and my buddy just got back from a party and are playing FIFA. His girlfriend says hey can you order pizza? He replies with blow me. She says well if I do will you buy pizza? He laughs, ya sure babe whatever. Next thing I know his pants are around his ankles and she is blowing him while we play FIFA. Needless to say I got free Pizza that night

#19484 I moved away for college, cheated on my boyfriend, moved home, we broke up, I started hooking up with his best friend, then his best friend cheated on me and gave me an STD. All in my freshman year.

#19483 Her hair blows back in the breeze
as she strolls down the side-walk
between all the trees
with a smile that reveals
every one of her teeth
and the dimples
of her red, freckled cheeks

she's an angel, I think
her divine, secretive lips
shine in their glossiness
begging me for a kiss

I stand aback, watching
mesmerized by her beauty
only able to muster the words
'dat booty'
-as

#19482 I have a huge crush on one of my TAs and I don't know what to do about it.

#19481 Don't cut through the band. You will get a ticket and look like an idiot.

#19480 I have a question for the men out there, or anyone for that matter. What does it mean when a guy, who's not your significant other/bestie, lets you eat his food?

#19479 The only decent GOP candidate I see for 2016 is Rand Paul. If he was president, I wouldn't mind. All of the other GOP candidates would make me want to move to a different country if they were elected. The sad thing is is that republicans support the most emotional, sensationalized, and religious candidates that have no political background (looking and Trump and Carson). Those men are fucking idiots. Anyways, that's just my two cents. I already know who I'm voting for #feelthebern

#19478 I hate my best friend for ruining our friendship and want nothing to do with them.