#30557 "How well do you work under pressure"

"I once completed a 10-page assignment that I started from scratch 55 minutes before deadline while holding the urge to pee and take a dump, AND while on the phone with my emotionally unstable girlfriend trying to break up with me by reminding me how much of a human trash i was the whole relationship"

"oh wow. how did it end up? just curious"

"You could say I dumped my grades, got dumped by my girlfriend AND took a dump after. My friends call me the Dumpledore"

Guess who got the job? \../,

#30569 Just so everyone in ME270 knows, chegg isn't always right, even the most upvoted problems.

#30571 Haven't drank in ten years and I consumed 6 bottles of wine last night. Is this panic attack insomnia shit what is referred to as the hangover?

#30556 Sometimes I bring on-the-go meals and eat it in Cosi just to look at a beautiful girl who works there...

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#30566 I feel that a movie can be made on me in the future similar to "The 40-year-old virgin" titled "The 100-year-old-virgin". The only difference being the main guy dies as a virgin in my movie.

#30555 Why dont we have president’s holiday?