#19964 The only female that will stay with me is my horse, but she doesn’t have much if a choice

#19963 I’m Asian and I could easily out drink all of the frat guys and would dominate in beerpong.

#19962 I sneezed and peed a little bit today

#19961 i once put glue in my roommate’s shampoo bottle… then forgot and used it the next day

#19960 After sex I like to blow up the guys condom like a jizz balloon

#19959 The entire country of India needs to work on their English if they're going to speak it. It really grinds my gears when you all constantly use the word "revert" incorrectly. Revert means to change from one state to another but you all constantly use it as "to respond or reply". I know it's stupid but it's wrong and it bothers me a lot.

#19958 I got asked out for a coffee date but I'd rather go on a pizza and video game date.

#19957 It's not all about your race.

I have a friend who almost always relate everything that goes wrong in her life to her race. We are of different races, but I'm also a minority. She always compares how people treat us. She'd say our friends are kind to me, but bitchy to her. I won't say it's because of her race, really. It's her personality, attitude and how SHE treats people. They treat you the way you treat them, honey. It annoys me how she always relate it to her race. Everyone is racist in her eyes, when in all honesty, it's she that is making race a big deal and is 'racist'.