#19970 Anyone ever hate it when it touches the bowl?

#19971 I sit down to pee…. I’m a guy

#19972 Roommate & his nasty gf used to wake me up w/ their 30sec smash sessions. Soaked a couple condom packets in hot sauce

#19973 got drunk for the first time and had my first kiss and lost my virginity to the same girl #bestnightever

#19968 Just realized after more than two years that my ex was quoting Firefly to me when she talked about her views on being a virgin.

#19967 It looks like me and my friend were a little more than bros, we both had sex with each other today. It was the first time we both had a same-sex encounter. I just know it was very hot, erotic and romantic. I guess my confession is I have a severe crush on him and want to be his boyfriend. However, he still wants to only date women.

#19966 Every time my roommate and I black out we lose our pants. Like literally can’t find them.

#19965 Was having sex & he asked if I was on birth control. I jokingly told him I’ll just get an abortion. He was offended & kicked me out.