#19980 I've gotten to fat, help

#19977 I don't really like it when my TA gave me a zero for my written solution on the homework. I mean, I spent a long time thinking about the problem and writing down my thought process even though it might be wrong. People who didn't even look at the question got zeros as well. So what difference does it make between the lazy students and students who at least tried? Shouldn't TAs encourage people to think through the problems instead of just looking for a standard correct answer from the students......I think I deserve at least some partial credits. And F CS381

#19978 I've come to the realization I'm the worst sorority sister ever to my sisters. I'm seriously considering turning in my letters because I feel like there's no amount of apologies that will fix our relationship.

Confession: I eat frozen waffles like people eat cold pizza.

#19979 I am Asian and I have the biggest crush on mixed guys.

#19976 I definitely compose my best tweets while taking a shit

#19975 I’m an RA in one of the freshman dorms and the only reason i am is because I can steal freshman girls underwear.

#19974 I’m afraid to drink milk now for the very high possibility that my roommate’s semen is inside of it

#19969 My roommate smells, so I may or may not have rubbed his toothbrush on my genitals…