Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:33 AM
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#20022 I am a douchebag to my little brother because he’s cooler and more attractive than I am and I’m jealous
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:31 AM
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#20023 Enjoying fruit by the foot
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:23 AM
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#20024 You know it’s an all-time low when you shave your legs in the drinking fountain.
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:18 AM
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#20025 If I got a couple million dollars for every time I woke up next to a naked random person, I'd still be broke
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:13 AM
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#20016 Went on one date and pecked this guy on the lips..stalked my life for two years..
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:12 AM
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#20015 There is this girl that I’d fuck even if she told me she had aids, chlamydia, and basically anything..
Thursday, 29 October 2015 09:41 AM
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#20014 Confession: I fuck with savages, you a fuckboy you can't hang. You can find me posted up on Frank Block with my fucking gang.
Thursday, 29 October 2015 09:12 AM
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#20013 I hate pretending to be happy for you, but it would be wrong not to be. At least you're happy; I guess that's what matters.