Thursday, 29 October 2015 09:14 PM
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#20028 Our cheerleaders are fit as SHIT. Now if only I were that fit, or that beautiful, maybe I could actually talk to one of em
Thursday, 29 October 2015 09:06 PM
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#20027 all I want is to be able to get in to a Greek party before I graduate. I've been to a couple of Alpha Sig's, but lets face it, Alpha Sig is nough said
Thursday, 29 October 2015 03:38 PM
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#20026 I left a soggy surprise in my roommates brand new pillowcase
Thursday, 29 October 2015 03:29 PM
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#20017 “I’m secret bestfriends with a girl. I put her in the friendszone. I make her boyfriend insecure because he’s prick. Little does he know I’m not interested in railing his girlfriend at all
Thursday, 29 October 2015 01:52 PM
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#20018 You can't fly without a right and left wing. 'Murica!
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:43 AM
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#20019 My friends and I ring the emergency bell in the elevator of our dorm. We are so badass
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:38 AM
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#20020 if you don’t swipe through tinder while taking a shit you’re doing it wrong
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:36 AM
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#20021 I ate a klondike bar off my roommates balls