#20132 Happily married to the love of my life. Never cheated on her. No regrets.

#20131 Woke up one morning so dehydrated that my piss looked burnt orange

#20130 I’m really grateful my roommate isn’t a dick and doesn’t jizz in or on my shit

#20127 I have this friend who has needed help with different relationships off and on for the past 5+ years. I'm single and always about to vomit when she needs help.

#20128 I. Have. Such. A. Difficult. Time. Thinking. Before. I. Speak.

Someone please help me out, I just spew words. I can't.

#20129 I was supposed to graduate last spring but, I had a breakdown which caused me to fail two classes and forcing me to take an extra semester. It's the new semester and I feel like I'm starting to go into that spiral again. I'm terrified because I can't breakdown again. I've finally come to terms with the fact that I really need therapy. I probably should've been in some sort of therapy all along. This is where I need everyone's help, what should I do? Where should I go? Is CAPS a viable option or, should I look outside of the school for help? Any suggestions would be helpful. Thank you all very much.

#20126 On the way back after parties, we would beat the shit out of this frat’s mailbox everytime until they finally took it away

#20125 I still love looking stuff up on urban dictionary auto-erect