Monday, 02 November 2015 08:34 PM
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Sometimes I just have a WTF moment, today was one of those days
Monday, 02 November 2015 08:33 PM
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I just want a girl to sit on my face.
Monday, 02 November 2015 08:31 PM
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I accidentally yelled “f**k me Satam” in class because I died in flappy bird. The professor just ignored it.
Monday, 02 November 2015 08:30 PM
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Sometimes when i jerk it my jizz looks a little yellow… idk why… help.
Monday, 02 November 2015 08:28 PM
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Hot Irish girl sitting next to me on the sloop, I would visit your Netherlands if you know what I mean
Monday, 02 November 2015 06:06 PM
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#20135 Called GameStop. Woman answered who clearly had no idea what a SNES was. I want to apply as manager, just to fire her.
Monday, 02 November 2015 04:17 PM
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#20134 About 30 paper cuts in my asshole from the 1 ply toilet paper
Monday, 02 November 2015 04:16 PM
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#20133 I can count on more than two hands the amount of times I have walked in on my roommate jerking it… guess he hasn’t discovered the locking mechanism on the door yet