#20136 Trump Train!! All aboard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qy75pRQKMU

I often think about some weird stuff like has any guy ever told a ready funny joke while getting head and she just spits up the dick and just starts laughing so hard she squirts

I started seeing this guy who is fantastic! We hit it off right away. We have so much in common and our interests are so similar. We have a great time with everything we do. We want the same things in life and are on the same page. I haven't felt so compatible with someone. HOWEVER...there is one thing about him that truly kills me!!
He is anti-gay. I am extremely passionate about the LGBTQ community and supporting their rights as humans. It literally pains me to hear how he feels. I don't know if it's worth it. :(

I’m that guy that steals everyone’s regular seats in class to piss them off

I hate doing laundry

Did you know that you could save $50 or more by switching to single

I was falling asleep in our dorm, my roommate had his girlfriend over, and I had the sudden urge to fart. I just thought what the hell, and just let it rip. Pretty sure I just woke both of them up, lol