Monday, 07 December 2015 06:38 AM
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#20902 When I eat meat, I pretend that I'm a strong medieval warrior while eating it. And when I go to restaurants, I always look in the menu for exotic meats from big animals; those are great for my imagination!
Monday, 07 December 2015 06:37 AM
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#20901 I might be becoming a shopaholic. The last few times I tried window shopping I spent over $500 in shoes/boots/clothes I didn't even need. And now, as I type this, I feel an adrenaline rush just from thinking about getting new stuff. Any suggestions?
Monday, 07 December 2015 06:35 AM
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#20900 I've never even been on a date let alone had sex, but whenever I hang out with people who start talking about their sex lives I say vague statements of agreement and pretend I'm not a loser
Monday, 07 December 2015 05:11 AM
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#20899 Everyone's got their panties in a bunch over radical Islamists. What about radical Christians???
They're the ones breeding more hate and discrimination in the USA right now.
Monday, 07 December 2015 04:10 AM
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#20895 If anyone asks me what I did this weekend I'll probably say 'nothing' because saying I did homework while drinking a bottle of wine and listening to Bon Iver alone is kind of sad
Monday, 07 December 2015 04:10 AM
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#20896 I purposely leave legos on the floor for my roommates to step on.
Monday, 07 December 2015 04:08 AM
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#20897 The annoying moment when you see a FLAWLESS guy on campus over and over again and you know that nothing will ever happen because he's definetly not gay or even bi and you just can't stop staring at him because he is fucking perfect in every sense.
Monday, 07 December 2015 04:07 AM
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#20898 I'm OCD when it comes to eating poptarts...