#20910 What happens if you are on academic probation?

#20909 If it's not a gun problem but a psychological problem, then why the hell are we giving guns to people. I mean their psychological state can change anytime. And if you still wanted to monitor people's psychological state, that would create a police state. This is mental. Go back to school you corporate sellouts!! Bleh

#20908 All this talk about radical Muslims and Christians.
And I'm just a radical potato being potato. No one listens to me.

#20907 When couples date in Stewart library but you try to focus but you fucking can't because they talk too much. FML.

#20905 Likes blogging about food? Likes sharing your recipes? Likes free food events? Spoon University is for you! Let's bring it to Purdue so we can all enjoy the benefit!

Sign the petition below! All participants will have a chance to win Amazon gift card!
http://spoonuniversity.com/petitions/

Confession: I sprayed a snot into a casserole I was making with my mom, she didn't notice and baked it anyways. I wonder who got the bogeys

#20906 Regrettably selling my copy of Star Wars Battlefront. The game was a complete waste of time. It's beautiful but I can take repetitive gameplay only a few hours at a time.

Confession: I get the obsession of some people with Star Wars but I don't understand how they can use it to justify a truly terrible game in terms of actual gameplay.

Admin- you should have played the "beta" saw it coming

#20904 I think I might be getting way too superficial. I dumped 3 girls in the last 5-6 months for the following reasons: - One because she wasn't really good at applying herself makeup (and didn't want to learn). I don't regret this and I will do it again. - The second one was a perfect girl, funny, beautiful eyes, really nice body, even big boogs. Got dumped because she walked in a weird way. This one I regret it a bit, but I don't know. - Last one I dumped her because she talks a bit too much. I think this is a valid reason... I'm not asking too much, am I?

#20903 I feel incredibly dead. I have missed so many classes this year, am on academic probation, and am failing. I don't have any motivation for anything any more and I don't want to get out of bed. I fantasize of ways I could kill myself without it looking like a suicide so that people aren't ashamed of me. I feel so lost