#20919 Ever shit so hard you pass out?

#20917 And on this night, one week before finals were about to begin, all of the Boilermakers on the heat-deprived campus had a choice: should they skip the shower and make all the lecture halls reek of BO tomorrow morning, or should they risk the frigid water for a shower and potentially freeze off what's left of their sanity?
Decisions, decisions...

#20916 I sometimes have some really on point things to say, and they are very honest. I wish people would hear them out. But I lack the social and emotional skills to find a situation to say them, because people are constantly throwing social surprises at me (with their body language) or setting up situations that they know that I don't have the skill to navigate. This happens during group projects, when I'm trying to talk to girls, and other situations. I don't even hate anyone and have no direct enemies. I just don't have the social-emotional education to get past obstacles. Can't people simply see that it's just that, instead of making up bad reasons in their head about me?

Anyways, how can I fix that?

#20912 I want someone to keep it real with me??

#20915 So I try to talk to your friend and you pull her aside to talk bad shit about me?????? Fuck you! For trying to trash me and I don't even know you! You seriously suck as a person and belong at IU. P.S., you're not even attractive. (That's why I never came up to you)

#20914 If this offends someone, I'm going to apologize right off the bat because, that isn't my intent. I'm a straight girl and I'd love to have a drag queen do my makeup. I think any guy that does drag is awesome and I love their creativity and the way they express their individuality.

#20913 My co-worker is usually always in a weird mood, but he laughs pretty hard whenever I yell at my phone, fart, or burp, so I try to do all that whenever I can...

#20911 It really gets me down that I can't have the social life and dating life I want because of how I look