#20978 Back in second grade, I used to write love notes to two people and I made it seem like they were writing them to each other. It was so funny how they reacted when they thought the other person wrote it to them and both of them denied that they wrote it. :)

#20977 My sex life has gotten so bad I realized I fake it to myself when i'm masturbating :/

#20976 I am so alone in this world I have no idea what to do anymore. My family doesn't care, my friends don't care about me. All I want is happiness and I have no idea how to get it. The sad thing is I'm only in university to prove to people I'm not stupid.

#20971 I always check my 'on this day' stuff on Facebook everyday for two things

1. Delete anything stupid I said and/or any cussing I did I my wall
2. Look back at how obsessive my ex girlfriend was.

We were together for 2 1/2 years and since I stared looking back at old posts on my wall (didn't realize this feature was available until August of this year), she has said I love you on there nearly 60 times , sometimes twice a day from 2008-2010 (I never really used Facebook until I got to Purdue in 2011). Once I make it through a full year, I will assume this hits about 250 times. The weirdest of all was her breaking up with me around this time of year, she posted how I was the greatest guy in the world and I was her one and only. Then out of the blue that night she did a 180 and dumped me. Come to find out she was sleeping with her co-worker and eventually started dating him.

Well they had a kid together, then he dumped her out of the blue hasn't been heard from again. So, I've decided to 'like' all her posts on my wall from now on. Not that I still have feelings for her, just to remind her of the biggest mistake of her life she made.

#20970 Erica P who worked at Chumley's tonight, you have one of the prettiest smiles I have ever seen and wish I had gotten your number, would love to take you out sometime!

#20969 I want to find people to play music with and jam with, but I can't find anybody into what I'm into, like hard rock, progressive metal, stoner rock, experimental, and ambient stuff.
(I play guitar)

#20968 If Chauncey Co-Op doesn't clean the fucking broken glass off their sidewalk I will rub it into their carpet and steal all their shoes and socks.

This goes to fucking everyone who decides that smashing bottles on the ground where people walk their dogs and ride their bikes is a great idea because why the fuck not I HATE YOU

#20967 i just read the thing about the police officer comforting his horse while he died and i held my cat and cried for a good five minutes.