#20982 the Humans of New York Facebook comments are full of liberal college trash

#20981 I'm looking to hire someone to coach me on how to be more successful with women. Thx.

#20975 Here's to you, engineers.

#20974 Man, it's like Purdue goes to sh*t at the beginning and end of each semester. People racing in busy streets (literally, two cars side by side, trying to beat each other), car crashes, people getting caught with substances, people stealing things, bikes getting thrown in trees, people cheating on exams, etc.

I know these things are always happening. It all intensifies, or seems to, at this time, though.

#20973 Call me Freddie Mercury, because I'm just looking for somebody to love.

#20972 Sometimes, when I forget my towel, I shake myself dry like a dog. Thank you Shakira! (I'm a guy)

#20980 I'm learning how to count cards to beat casinos. I'm pretty good at it too!

#20979 sometimes late at night, I fill my bathtub in marinara sauce, strip and submerge myself in the sauce and imagine that I'm a meatball