#21408 When I am in an elevator with many people, I love farting right before leaving

#21407 I always feel like I'm really ugly, sometimes I don't want to look in the mirror

#21406 I really want to drink milk straight from a boobie

#21405 I am still in High School, but I want to go to Purdue, and live with my parents, and last night I went out very silently and in complete darkness to open the door to a girl that came to fuck. I was walking very silently so that my parents didn't hear me; while doing so I heard them having sex. It was horrible. The Page rocks, keep it up!

#21404 My average time for brushing my teeth is around 30 minutes. In fact, as I type this I have the tooth-brush in my mouth.

#21403 Coming back to Lafayette and being alone really sucks. And having no one on New Years makes it 10x worse.

#21402 I wanna date an asian girl so bad!

#21401 I went to Egypt with a couple of friends last year. Due to late night, extreme partying in the hotel with some hot chicks we missed our bus to the pyramids in the morning. Yes sir, I can proudly say I travelled to Egypt and never got to see the pyramids, when people ask me about pictures I tell them I'll show them later but never do. It will be my lifetime secret