Thursday, 31 December 2015 07:51 AM
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#21416 My new years resulution is to have sex with a pregnant girl that is lactating
Thursday, 31 December 2015 07:50 AM
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#21415 I have never bought my own underwear. I don't even know what size I am.
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 09:53 PM
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#21412 I don't know if I feel relieved about talking to you about out relationship, but I guess it was nice
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 07:38 PM
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#21414 At my parents' house and they're worried about my having a second beer. (Under 21) I'd love to see the look on their faces if they found out that it's quite common to finish a 12 pack or more in one sitting. Man they're clueless
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 07:13 PM
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#21411 I'm in a long-term committed relationship and yet in all my life I've never felt so lonely.
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 06:08 PM
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#21413 Whoever knew graduating could be so depressing... oh wait, student loan debt, endless job applications, yea...
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 02:25 PM
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#21410 I messed up my sleep schedule that I go to sleep at 6 in the morning and wake up around 5 in the evening. I feel guilty about not doing anything in the daytime.
Wednesday, 30 December 2015 02:22 PM
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#21409 On my last airplane flight, I was illegally carrying a tiny turtle in my purse. When we landed, my turtle was gone, I guess it's still wandering around that plane.