#21536 i masturbated once thinking about marge simpson. I don't know why, but she turns me on.

#21535 No one ever remembers my birthdays, even though I remember the birthdays of everyone! when I turned 21 no one even called me, except from my mom and girlfriend :( It was a really sad day for me

#21534 I failed my driver's license practical test twice in two days. I don't tell anyone I'm doing the test. I'm going for a third try next week. I'll probably fail that one as well :(

#21533 Hi guys, to anyone who has taken the following subjects, can you please tell me how the course pattern is like, as in exams and quizzes, and how easy is if to get a good grade in them.
PHIL 230
PHIL 231
PSY 201
Confession: I once won a hotdog at a state fair, it was shit

#21532 I'm in love with my best friend. She is also a girl. I don't want to tell her to save our friendship.

#21531 I went to Mexico for break. I was with a really hot girl, she was almost perfect, I don't remember if I had ever flirted with a girl like that. We were already hugging, touching hands and stuff. Everyone left and there were only us left, together with another girl and a guy. I was a bit drunk and started laughing and farted loudly, twice. The girl did not say anything but five minutes later she said 'Ok guys I'm really tired. I'm going to sleep'. I never saw her again after that.

#21529 When im at someone else's house, I sit down to piss because im ashamed of other people hearing me pissing

#21530 My girlfriend has bigger biceps than I do