#21568 I'm a super senior and I'd sell my soul to trade my cape for a cap and gown. It's weighted down with the numerous bad decisions that have kept me grounded, uselessly spinning my wheels while watching everyone around me take flight. Many a time over last semester, I've been tempted to give up and choke myself with it.

#21567 FYI/ PSA: Working at Fresh "Shitty" Market is quite possibly the shittiest job I have ever had. I really hate this place and feel like mgmt is incompetent af just like all the other shitty employees here.... great place to work if you just dont give a fuck about working or doing anything, you are as expendable as the trashcan.

#21566 I'm a clod and a traitor to my own kind.

#21565 I don't know what's it's called when a white person is bullied for being white.

#21564 So I'm kind of an overweight and clumsy guy, and I was waiting for my aunt in the mall today. She was having a pedicure and I left to explore the mall. I eventually got bored of looking around and went back to near where my aunt was having her pedicure and was going to sit down. I was wearing a jacket and was a little hot at the time so I decided to remove it. Since I'm a clumsy man it got stuck on an arm and I had to awkwardly wriggle out of it, I then threw it on the seat I was about to sit and wait in. When all of a sudden a wild woman appears! She commented loudly, "that was a really sexy way to take of your jacket," as she walked by. I awkwardly smiled and said "yeah..."

Haha

#21563 I sat next to a really cute guy in my high school health class, and I really liked him. One day some nurses from a local hospital came to our class to show us some pictures. The nurses said they were pretty graphic. I thought they would show us pictures of broken bones or something like that. When they showed us the first picture, I couldn't tell what it was. I tilted my head to the right and then the left. I tried squinting my eyes. Finally, I asked the cute guy next to me if he knew what it was. He turned bright red and that's when one of the nurses said, "This is a picture of male genitalia infected with herpes." Needless to say, I did not talk to my crush for the rest of the semester.

#21562 Look at this pic of the restroom doors at Hunters pub.
Does this really scream out rape culture to you?
I thought the 14 comments would be saying 'calm down' but they were all Holy Shit! How awful! Smh.
Anyway what do you think?

Confession: I think the doors are rather silly.

#21561 Why is everything racist now?