#22511 I read all my boyfriend friend's emails and texts

#22510 Getting rid of my best friend was the worst thing that's ever happened to my grades & social life

#22509 Most days I wake up hoping that it's the last time. I walk around and sometimes I wish that car would run the red light while I'm crossing. Or maybe I'll suffer a massive heart attack out of nowhere. I don't want to kill myself but I don't want to be alive anymore. This world is just not the right place for me

#22508 No offense = Get ready! I'm about to say something extremely offensive and insulting don't say that I didn't try to warn you. However, you're not allowed to get mad because 1. I warned you, 2. I said no offense which means that I want to insult you but obviously mean no offense by it. So you better not get offended.

#22507 I just had a weird dream that my mom and I were in a building that sold illegal products, really expensive. She bought a DVD with dog fur glued to it for way more than it's worth, while I text her, "don't even think about buying it," "I'll beat you if you buy it," to avoid taking that to the salesmen, he then then walked her into a room and tried putting a bag over my head, I pointed a gun at him n said don't even fucking try it, I text her 5 more times saying don't fucking do it, but my phone kept autocorrect it, going to a weird app so I started yelling at it, screaming at it and finally it slowly opened the text app and I sent another test just before she walked out, then she walked out of the room with the bag partially open, so I said to come with me now, she refused and walked the other way, I poured rockstar on the guy and kicked him several times before I walked out, he had a gun too and tried to shoot me, but couldn't, does anyone here know what that means?

#22506 I've figured out that success in not about ambition, determination, skill, intelligence. It's about looks and attraction. If you are deemed good looking by western standards then you are pretty much set in life.

#22505 Was at the grocery store the other night. Saw a really pretty girl walking around. On my shopping list was some OJ. Noticed she was headed in the same direction. She got to the OJ first. I walked up to her. I smiled. She smiled. I said hi. She said hi. I said could I grab some. She said yeah sure! I said thanks, grabbed some and left. You could say things are getting pretty serious.

#22504 Every time I see a group of high school kids touring I have to resist the urge to scream for them to run away from this hell as fast as they can