#22519 When your crush acts like a slut to get back at her ex, but it really only hurts you... Thanks for that added feeling of being worthless

#22518 I'm an international and this probably helps his case. But

If I could. Anyone but trump. Screw finals. It may be on May 3. But.
Anyone but trump. Friends of this country. Pls.
Don't let the world end in the stupidest possible way.
I'd rather be probed by an alien before living In a world where the leader of all countries is ... A cat on the keyboard. Except the keyboard has buttons that activate nukes.

#22517 Oscars so White!!!!

#22516 When any of you think about dating someone, do you ever think that they should have good genes and be relatively smart. Seriously, I don't want my kids to be dumbasses like most of you ...

#22515 So what is this mad max bonner night? I think I've counted 7/10 awards to mad max and note to go to work, I wonder if it's going to go to 97/100

#22514 So I'm a girl that likes league, but I'm still not very good. I wish there was a league club on campus that I could join to try to get better!
Confession: I once rode down a hill on a wagon when I was younger, and it hit a bump which made it flip over. I was convinced I was stuck under it for about a half hour.

#22513 People say I've changed, I'm not a happy person anymore, and the truth is I'm not, that's what happens when you get ripped away from a life you once knew and will never get back, then thrown into a black hole of a small town

#22512 I just ordered my itunes songs by "most played". Apparently, I've listened to "my heart will go on" 483 times, I'm starting to think I'm very effeminate :-S