#22794 I would compare you to a cockroach, but they can last a week with out a head and you can't last a week without giving it.

#22793 Let a guy snort an illegal substance off my boobs and in exchange I received $500. Nearly broke even this spring break

#22792 How much blemish-hiding, tone-evening, lip-glossing junk can you put on before a man knows it's make-up?

#22791 I like my women like I like my coffee, dark, strong, and overpowering of my penis.

#22790 I'm a girl who's a STEM major and every now and then I find myself wishing for nothing more than a husband and kids (and of course a few dogs, too). Part of me wishes I could've gone for an easier degree, joined a social sorority with all the extra free time, and been on the path to an MRS degree by now. I have so many amazing guy friends and I love them to death but I can't help but think that my choice of degree combined with my lack of partying/lack of Greek status has somehow made me less attractive/eligible to the guys here. I know that in the long run, choosing a good career in a field I enjoy is infinitely more important than sitting around and hoping I'll find a guy to marry before I'm out of college, but honestly I just kind of feel lonely and unloved at the moment.

Admin- I sounded out MRS in my head before realizing it wasn't a major

#22789 My mom thinks I need a girlfriend. I just haven't found the girl who's worth putting the effort into yet.

#22788 Graduating with a B- sounds a lot better than graduating with a 2.67 GPA

#22787 I'm looking at the fact that lavaliering my girlfriend is a strong PR move for my fraternity.