#22801 My roommate removed all my One Direction from our dorm over break. Guess who replaced her shampoo with glue?

#22800 One beer... Two beer... Three beer... Four... 7th beer... 8th beer... 9th beer.... Floor!

#22799 My iPhone right now is the personification of me this semester: cracked af but still works, spring break din't help at all since I have to cater my families ideals for me during the break and its never relaxing. To those in the comments say you don't have to do that are full of shit. My parents are paying for everything I do they basically own me. Though I guess it's worth it when I can have whatever I want when I come back

#22798 Never trust a woman who says "we're just friends" bullshit bro. She's playing your ass. PS told you man, should have listened to your bros

#22797 Broke up with my boyfriend because he's a piece of shit...

#22802 I confess that I would be called an anti-semite by many people because I believe White privilege is no more real than Jewish privilege. Until Jews are expected to acknowledge the inherent privileges that so many of them are born into, I will laugh in the face of anybody who asks me to do the same as a White person.

Admin- So what you're saying is that you're basically Hitler

#22796 Got really drunk and did some stuff I regret. Now I just wish I got drunk enough to not remember.

#22795 Just paid for my bottle of wine with a panera bread gift card.