#22974 Why is Ross Ade so full?

#22973 At work we put money down on the new hires and how long they'll last before they quit. We write down all our bets on receipt paper and keep it in the breaker box in the utility room. I've won the last two rounds.

#22972 "I knew your were chicken... Mooooooo!"

#22971 Why does everybody hate on trump? He's just trying to bring up other nation's economy

#22970 People like me are an abomination... I wish I could just wither away from existence. I have been rejected by soooo many women, I feel alone and defeated by life right now. I wish it would just end.

#22969 I think I love you more than you like me.

#22968 Just because I'm stuck working a customer service job, why does that mean you get to treat me like shit. Even people who have classes with me treats like a lesser person. Stop treating customer service employees like shit. Some of us are stuck working because we don't have out mommies and daddies paying for our school and don't qualify for student loans. Stop being dicks

#22967 EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY.