#23224 Am I the only person who doesn't pull out their phone on the elevator because I don't think it's awkward?

Confession: I have a thing for tall guys

#23223 I'm going to go full nerd here possibly, depends how I write this. Here... goes... nothing... but the Mary Jane sitting next to SpiderMan earlier today... wow (wanted to write something about webshooters going off prematurely, but I thought better of it)

BTW nice costume Spidey

#23222 this girl I like asked if I would want to sublease with her this summer.

Any advice ladies? She obviously doesnt know my feeling, but would you ask to live with someone if you liked them as anything more than a friend?

#23221 I'm such a nice guy, I don't understand why women won't have sex with me!

Confession: I once held a door for a girl.

#23220 Foster Patterson, I want to take a ride with you in your cummins dually ;-)

#23219 I meant to go volunteering but overslept.

And that is my sin.

#23218 I've interned as a programmer for Ashley Madison. I'm wondering if it's a good idea to put that on my resume for the next Industrial Roundtable. What do you guys think?

#23217 It's cold out, but does anyone still want to go to the bars? My friends are no longer going cause of the weather :(

P.S. I'm a girl.