#23232 I wish wearing high heels around campus were more practical.

#23231 I love taking a lot of protein shakes so I can dust crop everybody as I walk across campus.

#23230 I just broke up with you two and a half weeks ago life kind of really fucking sucks right about now.. im kind of really sad if it wasn't apparent would like to hear your voice again but anyways theres probably no way you could get see this anyway.. (love fucking hurts)(Thinking about you)

#23229 I'm on top of everything, all hw finished for the weekend. And now I'm bored. Suggestions on what to do this evening? Nothing sexual please, just fun ideas

#23228 I'm confessing that it has been way too long since I roasted some of these confession posts. I'll try to be more active. The king is back babyyyyyy

#23227 A squirrel today ate my Doritos locos cool ranch taco and i climbed that tree and got back what was once mine.....VICTORY!!!

#23226 So here's the deal. I'm a funny, smart, nice girl. I've been told in the past I'm pretty, and lets be honest, I think I'm pretty damned cute. There are a few things I could change, but looks really aren't that important to me.
I can't get a date because when guys see me it's all about my weight. But I'm pretty healthy and fit underneath it all, even if I don't exactly look it at first glance. I can lift about 75-80lbs regularly (farm girls FTW), keep up with everyone else playing HVZ.
TL;DR guys around here are such shallow pricks that they skip over girls that are nice because they base assumptions solely on looks. Then they whine because girls they deem 'hot' aren't nice. Stop being a shallow prick and maybe you'll find the girl of your dreams.

#23225 I grow my pubes out so that I can pluck out individual hairs to make zebra stripe patterns.