#23356 I think if I had ever actually met Jacqueline D, we'd probably hit it off instantly, just never happened in 4 years here

#23355 Anyone going to the Smallpools concert tonight? I was going with a friend but she got sick. I wouldn't mind going and meeting new people.

#23351 #23349, you ever have your asshole licked by a dog while fucking it's owner? Then had the dog all of a sudden become your bff, and get more excited seeing you than it's owner?

#23350 So I was peacefully sitting there, on a bench, listening to a motorhead CD when a dude comes over, looks at my CD player playing their album, he pulls out one of my ear buds, piss ur in his ears, and starts taking shit about them, so I discuss why he's wrong on pretty much everything he said... His final remark was that afi was better and said I should listen to them over Motorhead... Pissed off, I decide to do the right thing and ignore this asshole, so I put my ear bud back in my ear and commenced doing my homework. The little fucker pulls my CD case out of my backpack and starts to thrash on my CDs, saying how they're all lame, then ejected my CD, and threw it, running is playability, then he said I need to step up to the Gods of rock in AFI... So I punched him in his nose curb stomped his ribs, said "where's your God now?" Then vomited on him, and walked away, feeling like I should have done more... Should I have done more to this fucking worthless pile of vomit?

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#23349 You know what I hate? When you're having sex and the sheets start riding up and touch your balls... ugh!

Admin- yeah I know right, every time

#23348 I really want to get 'Sandwich" tattooed on my knuckles so then I can really hit guys that tell me to get them a sandwich. And then when they bitch, I can tell them they asked for it.

#23347 I gave it a shot, we shall see what she says!

#23346 I swallowed the quarter while playing chandelier the other night and everyone else thought it must have fallen on the ground somewhere. I spent the next few days paranoid that it might get stuck inside me. Needless to say I was relieved to finally pass it!