#23361 Those ME guys though. Brains and beauty ;)

#23360 This is starting to piss me off. I did taxes like 2 months ago, I never got a return, ird calls up last week saying they needed additional paperwork, so I printed them off and sent it in that day... A week later and nothing yet, I hope I don't get fucked because they're incompetent...

#23359 I think I may need help... Ok so you know how normally a women's ass is nice round, maybe flat, maybe a little chunky, well I notice them, and they look amazing so keep it up ladies... However I find myself more attracted to the ladies with the huge ass, the ones that look like they're about to rip out of their pants, like 2 vw bugs fighting each other the front end doesn't have to match, but Idk why that is, except maybe it's because this one girl I went on a blind date with had an ass like that and she was on point in every way; beauty, sex appeal, personality, a smile to melt your heart, stuff like that... She got away and started dating some loser red neck because he had a truck (that doesn't run now) but she seems miserable with him... Either way I can't help but get turned on n in need of duct tape when I see women like that... Widest part is that they don't have to have the look, the personality, the anything outside that ass... Which leads me to believe I just miss her, except I tried it out and had sex with a random lady with an ass like that... About a month ago... We're still having sex... We never said I love you, but we're ordering takeout whenever n just having fun... So idk... I guess cause yall are the kind that need help after hearing trump 2016... My suggestion is that I love that ass, but it's so far away from the norm that I don't tell anyone

#23358 So almost 3 years ago I lived with a female roommate, about 50 years old... Which was awesome, except she wouldn't ever wake up to the sound of her own alarm clock (which the lady upstairs could hear) so she always needed someone to go wake her up. I never did it because that early in the morning and it's pretty hard down there... But I couldn't ever shake the feeling that that's what she wanted. So it's become this reoccurring theme in my dreams that I wake her up by getting in bed with her and cuddling (as to put the member between her thighs) kissing her neck, hands over her grabbing boob, telling her how good she looks, and it gets more graphic that's that too... But I often wonder if this is what I should have done or what, cause pretty much every time I let it ring, her friend would come over, or in the very few chances, I'd knock loudly on her door to wake her up, granted that almost knocked the door off...

#23354 Last week I was dancing around in my room naked singing to I'm Sexy and I Know It and forgot to lock my door, the (male) RA just opened my door to yell at me and saw me completely naked. You like what you seeeee!!!!

#23353 Dear brunette girl in the tight, black, jeanish, stretch pants with the black matching top with the brown backpack who was talking to her friend in the pink shorts across from the stairs in the gym around one today for about 30 minutes (Friday): I was wearing the black Patagonia hat and green Patagonia pull over. We locked eyes a couple times. Just want you to know you're smoking hot and if you by chance see this I'd love to take you out to dinner.

#23352 Coffee, the drink of engineering students everywhere and beer, lots and lots of beer

#23357 That was a long week! Time to get fucked up!