#502 I got married last year to my beautiful wife (will be a senior this year) and discovered right away that everything they teach you in abstinence sex-ed about women's sex drives is crap. Everything. And yes, I'm one of those that received abstinence-only my whole life lol. I actually saved myself until marriage and have a normal sex drive for a guy. I never thought I would make it, and honestly, don't even see the big deal about why I waited after I got married. I thought the wedding night would be a much bigger deal, I guess. Just to warn you all, she's usually in a lot of pain and you won't last much longer than a burrito in a microwave. It's very awkward, and not like whatever weird fantasy I cooked up in my head after years of picturing it lol. I don't really get why I masturbated frequently before I got married as if Jesus was standing behind me going "yes! good job on waiting!" and then prided myself on waiting until marriage like most celibate Christian guys. It's pretty funny now that I think about it. But long story short, my wife doesn't stop thinking about sex. I work a night shift a couple days during the week and she's always waiting to bone me when I get back. It sounds good for those of who waiting. In reality, I'm exhausted. I'm starting to really get pissed off because I can't even function, much less have sex. The sex isn't even enjoyable because i'm so tired that I have to give her a quickie to sleep. Yes, I am giving HER a quickie. She's in a constant state of horndog. So after I wake up we usually have sex again for real (for me, at least) . So a few times a week we'll do it more than once a day. And I thought she was unique, but every time her friends come over for a chick flick and wine girls night on weekends (when I'm usually hiding in the back lol) all they talk about is sex. and if it's not their own sex, it's sex gossip. And at my work? all the women talk about is who's getting married, who's a bitch, and about sex. My friends? We just have a poker night with some crown and talk about whatever sport's on. Nothing weird. Even if the convo changes, I never openly talk about super personal sex details with them or I would creep them out (no other guy would disagree with this). My point here is that my wife did not graduate from ORU and is always horny. My coworkers did not graduate from ORU and are always horny. So... are other guys experiencing this high sex drive from ORU girls too, or is abstinence education teaching women that they're not supposed to have sex drives and that's why they seem different here? Because if that's so, I feel terrible for christian women. I really didn't know the opposite gender until I got married because of church. Women are horny as fuck.

#503 I would love to f A____ B____.

#504 I'd rather be Rosie O'Donnell's love slave than live in towers. -Jason Grim

#501 I confess that I have found conclusive evidence that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are in fact not created by alain space goo but rather the, thought to be failed, experiments of one Mason Skinner and his cohorts. He irresponsible dumped these products into the deep caves under ORU. Here they meet with the perverse waters of lake Evelyn that has been seeping into the soil for so long. These two malfeasant creations of man , met to create a super slime or untold potential. On one dark and stormy day, a sudden rainstorm hit Tulsa. The resulting flooding swept 4 young turtles into the tunnels under ORU. Here they roamed starving until they fell into a crack into the deep caves under the GC. They fell directly into the super goo. Here they were mutated by the goo. The Goo it's self was slowly mutated by the turtles, it become sentient. In the deep caves this poor creature absorbed the refuse of the land above. It absorbed wholly four things: a small rat, a copy of character matter, thrown away by a flustered student who had by some insane means managed to actually fail spirit empowered living, and the a large stack of cd's, and flash drives contain the music of all the tortured musical geniuses on who thought their work was not good enough when it was..., and a copy of Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon These formed to create a rat like creature that of the noblest character, musical diverse,talented but ever lacking the heart to share their music, they wouldn't understand it anyway, and a Master of the flying martial arts. This creature grew quickly as it was born of the Goo more than of that small turtles, and the knowledge of the sage Rutland but with the ever so slight hipster sensibilities. He adopted the young turtles and instructed them in the ways of Crouching Rutland Hidden Hipster.

Now deep blow us, grow our saviors. For they learn in the night. Master Rutster, brings up his four young pupils nightly to learn in the LRC Library. The four Turtles are named: Granville, Greene, Boyd, and Billy Wilson. The spend their nights learning all wisdom from the library, practing their arts training in the halls, learning to navigate any

#500 I confess... I confess.. I can't believe I'm going to say this.... I miss chapel.

Also I mess Rutland already but that's a no brainer lol

#499 I need some drinking buddies, or at least some gay/gay friendly friends, because damn, this place is a dead zone in the summer.

#498 I think the Wesley dorm may being try to kill me.. I walk in breathing and feeling dandy I stay for an hour and I'm hacking wheezing and generally feeling like crap.. maybe it's not the dorm, maybe its my roommate's stuff???

#497 I confess that I want to sleep with at least 5 white girls before I graduate.