I was jacking off in my bed one time while face timing my girlfriend last semester, and just as I came, my roommate just emerges from under his bed. Prior to this I had just cleaned the room and he was no where in here. CAN HE TELEPORT??!??!?!?! Needless to say, he was quite confused as to why I was wiping my hand on the wall.

I met a girl who truely completes me, and even better, we both like each other. But she isnt ready for a new relationship as she just got over a break up. I feel like such a selfish prick because even though I told her I understand and want her to take her time to mend her heart, all I want is to hold her, kiss her, watch movies with her. Am I wrong for wanting that? (Please disregard the previous post as I accidentally hit the submit button, and delete everything in parenthesis)

To the adorable, computer science major, freshman guy in Starbucks tonight who pulled me aside to tell me he thought I was "really cute" you totally made my night! I was feeling insecure today and you made me feel confident and beautiful again. Thank you! ---the petite blonde with curly hair and a teal scarf.

STOP kidding yourself that you have body appearance issues. You have body appearance ASPIRATIONS. Don't let anyone put you down for following your heart and chasing after what you know is best for you.

I'm really good at recognizing people from behind just based on their asses

To the cute gal working at the gym, every time you are supervising the desk upstairs I always try to push myself a little harder and to do a little better. Hopefully I'll find the confidence to say "hi" sometime.

so uhm, story time. I was feeling a bit peckish and while i wasnt completely hungry i thought it to be best to pick up food to eat later. I decided to get asian food ive never ordered before on campus. It was busy but I got my order, but as i was paying iwas panicking, fumbling to get the top on the food to carry it out, and trying not to get in anyones way that I spilled my food all over the floor. I heard laughs, some silence, the clerk said she'd get the janitor and stuff but I walked a bit away to clean my hands with some napkins. Hot with embarrassment I made tail out of there soon as i could, withdrew cash, and ordered a pizza ;A;
Im sorry nice lady at Ginger Star on Saturday night, Im a social, awkward mess.

You say you aren't good at sex. But trust me you are. There's more to it then just one part going into another. Skills my good friend you do have even if you think you don't!