Tuesday, 28 January 2014 11:45 AM
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To all the people that continually get impatient and crowd the counter at Einstein's in the Union: go fuck yourselves and pipe the fuck down. Back the fuck up and just wait for your god damn food. Seriously, I feel like I'm at the airport when that happens.
Tuesday, 28 January 2014 10:37 AM
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if you have an imaginary girlfriend, do you celebrate your ith anniversary?
Tuesday, 28 January 2014 10:20 AM
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To the girl wearing the placeshift and glasses in sociology 20140 @ 935,
You are so hot. I wanna take you to lunch, and then to the mall, and then back to my place.
Tuesday, 28 January 2014 05:47 AM
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Am I a bad person for fucking my friend's mom just so I can be held for a few moments by another human being? To feel even the slightest amount of affection?
Tuesday, 28 January 2014 02:02 AM
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I swear if your with another women I'm going to cut your balls off!!!
Monday, 27 January 2014 09:12 PM
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That girl that works at Einsteins, that purple hair you're rocking makes you totally fuckable!
Monday, 27 January 2014 07:31 PM
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When life gets ya down, get back up and kick it in the teeth.
Monday, 27 January 2014 07:14 PM
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I hate all but three of my friends. I treat all of them like true friends but all but those three treat me like shit. I wish I could hang out with those three and leave the rest but we all do stuff together.