I want to grow out my scraggly beard Out, dress homeless, fuck bitches in a cardboard box and have my porno titled "bang box"

Made my man eat me out on my red rag(;
It was a bloody good time;)

Did a shit ton of acid and mushrooms, and got bukkaked by 5 black guys.

I just tasted my own breastmilk out of curiosity. It tastes like liquid frosting. I kinda want more......

I took a shit in my wastebasket this morning because my roommate was taking a shower and wouldn't hurry. I'm a girl.

I'm one of those "nice guys", but here is the thing: a lot of women seem to think I'm some sort of mystery, though I am full of surprises. For example, I'm really into rough sex. I love it, tie me up, do what you want, but you'll get a hell of a lot more because I'm still gonna fuck you like I don't even know you. ;)

I have more fun on Reddit than I do in real life.

There's a really hot girl in my lab that dated one of my friends I knew she was banging another one of my friends while he too had a girlfriend I kinda want to tell her off but i know she already don't like me