i was walking in to my room the other day and opened the door to my roommate jacking off with headphones in. He casually looked at me and said whats up. I couldnt believe my eyes. fuck that guy...

I do everything in my bed... but not want I want the most... Sex!!!

i was in my room today and my roommate brought in a guy. We live in a triple and she sleeps below me. I was casually sitting there and started hearing heavy breathing and the bed shook. I then began to smell a stench that cant ever be unsmelled... fucking mufffffffffff... i left its been hours and i can still smell that shit.

im in love with my roommate

tinsley president.. what do you even do?

MILEYYYYY CYRUSSSSSS

my roommate hangs out with these super chill girls.. but his girlfriend stalks them and wont let him talk to them or come around.. she calls them repeatedly and thinks he is cheating on her.. the funny thing is they are both into me.. crazy bitchhhhhh

I own the drift trike!