Reading NAU Confessions with my friends and wow... some people are just sick and but their freaking hilarious. I feel as if people are sexual... College is great #collegelife #aha

I love my boyfriend until the end of time, and I trust his judgement fully. However, there is this girl he is friends with that drives me to the edge of the EARTH in total raging jealousy, and nobody can make me jealous like her, and I don't even know why, and it makes me insane! I just wish she would stop going to the same clubs as him and pretending she loves the same stuff she does. Doesn't she see that he's taken?! My goodness!

To the complete strangers I had mini snowball fights with on January 31st, thanks! Good games everybody! I'm glad I could make things fun and make everyone smile. Keep on keeping on guys!

-Giant Asian man in Black and Brown varsity jacket

I am now thoroughly convinced that all of the electives we are "required" to take are simply busy work and fluff put in place as an excuse for charging students two years worth of tuition and fees more than we actually need while justifying the existence of programs that otherwise would not exist. If you want to go to school to "broaden your horizons" then fine, have at it. As for me and others like me, we just want to get out and start doing something of value with our lives. The only reason I am here is because the career I want to pursue universally requires a bachelor's degree, no particular major required.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

My best friend kissed me once and then deny it by saying he blacked out and don't remember kissing me. Yes we're still best friends but I can't help but feel like we're both denying how we feel for each other.

I hate seeing all of you happy cute couple here.
Sincerely,
Lonely and in a LDR

I met this girl while I was working and she completely caught me off guard. I looked up and saw her and my eyes widened and I stuttered a little bit haha I felt so lame. I swear I felt my pupils dilate.