So I thought this whole breakup ordeal would be fucking horrid & I would get fat & depressed but um no. I'm extremely happy & finally making my move to Portland. I seriously cannot believe some limp dick loser held me back that last 4 years.

Admin, please post this. I'm desperate.
If anybody found a white/blue iPhone please comment below. It would be so greatly appreciated. A reward will be.. rewarded. Please return it.

I'm a straight female, but I love checking out girls' asses.

The guys above our room are always loud, sounds like they're having sex. I would call the front desk and complain, but it only lasts 5 mins.

Pretty sure this "leggings as pants" dilemma was just propaganda created by crocs to deflect attention away from them. Crocs still suck guys, remember what's important.

When I was at the bowling alley Friday night I'm pretty sure I saw the girl of the dreams. She was wearing a black and white striped dress and was easily one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen. The best part was when Bohemian Rhapsody came on and she knew every word to it, using her beer as a microphone and even doing the air guitar solo. It was fucking awesome! I really regret not saying anything to her.

i hate being stud up. why do i fall for these people?

I slept with an RA that was in a relationship.