and I wonder if you candy crush after you fuck her....

It's the second semester of college and I'm still being mistaken as an international student.

You write "Ratchetness is a choice" on your whiteboard, and then you scream at people for calling you ghetto? Don't bitch people out for telling you something about yourself that's true.

My girlfriend's boobs are awesome. My girlfriend, not so much.

Shoutout to everyone not posting their shitty Facebook movies

Fuck Dennys, Fuck the hotspot, Fuck the wedge, Fuck campus dining.

I'm glad that I took out what's in my heart to the girl I like. Unfortunately, she dumped me for a guy who obviously don't give a single fuck about her existence. But yeah life goes on, I saved me some $$ from Valentine day, and I'm still gonna hit the gym everyday :D yaay. #notmad

So the first time I lost my V-card, I made the situation extremely awkward. As he was getting ready to penetrate me, we were both pretty concentrated at this point, I straight up said "Well, this is awkward." after a couple minutes. I don't really share this story but you fuckers don't know who I am so here it is. lmfao.