I wish that this one guy didn't have to be in love with me, because it would make my life so much easier since I'm in love with someone else.

I hate that pitiful look people give when I tell them that I am a chemistry major.

Why do guys put their finger in your mouth when you're hooking up?

Sometimes when I read through these confessios about people missing their ex's I wonder if my ex thinks its me thats writing them

I only go to South campus because of the Coup. I am a Coup addict and I think I need the Coup rehab. Every Coup addict knows this, but never wants to admit that they have a problem.

sometimes I consider becoming Mormon because they are all so nice and I know I could find a man that would stay with me and care for me and our family, sure I am atheist but they are all sooo nice...it wouldn't hurt to sit in a church for a few hours every Sunday, right?

From now on I'm going to be completely upfront about all of my issues on the first date. I don't care if that kind of thing will scare most people away. I'm done with all this pretending to be "normal" so the person likes me bullshit. My issues are a big part of who I am, and if that scares you away then I don't want to date you anyway.

The Toasters play this upcoming Thursday at The Orpheum, who's going?