Oatmeal cookies are the best cookies

My homies always bring freshman chicks around but none seem into me, are you freshman scared by a senior?

Dear ??? girls, you are some of the finest Asian women I've ever seen. We always make awkward eye contact. Is it just cause I'm asian or because I'm good looking

Sincerely,
Filipino

I have a date with a guy I met on tinder, should I go?

It really sucks to hear you say, "I wish someone was there to take care of you because I can't right now." All I want is your arms around me, but it's not possible for that anytime soon. Sigh. I don't know whether to move on or wait.

I am a 21 year old guy. I'm still a virgin and I really want to lose my virginity. The problem is that I have social anxiety and no self esteem.

So I met this super cute and fit chick at the gym about a week ago. I actually grew a pair and talked to her too. But I forgot to get her number and I've been kicking myself in the ass ever since. If you're out there like this so I can get your number. I think your name started with a K!

I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”

the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good