Sunday, 09 February 2014 10:37 PM
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What a slut time is. She screws everybody.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 10:34 PM
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Fifty Shades of He Brought Me Soup When I Had a Cold.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 10:31 PM
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So valentines day is coming up n even though we both know we like each other you still won't be my valentine...
Sunday, 09 February 2014 09:57 PM
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I like girls. I enjoy being around them, they are pretty and cute and fun to talk to. But I'm just not a fan of hooking up with random girls. I get a lot of shit from my friends cause they think that the only thing a guy should focus on is banging as many of them as possible. It's weird, I just don't find any enjoyment out of that type of relationship. I'm literally the only person in my group of friends that feels this way and it is awkward when they always talk about it. Idk, I guess that's just my awkward confession of the night.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 09:49 PM
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I used to be really outgoing and fun and never afraid to say anything to a girl, but since coming to NAU and being an engineering major, I've become a lot more introverted. My self confidence is .01% of what it was before. I dunno what changed. It's really stereotypical that engineering majors are introverts, and I feel like I just picked up on the stereotype. This sucks! I gotta change this immediately.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 09:47 PM
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Want a good confession you say? Well, enjoy this. Last month I was at Colins with a group of friends and as we grabbed a booth near the dance floor, I noticed the hottest girl ever, 5'7, blonde, great tits and ass, while wearing this amazing short, tight skirt. I drunkinly stumbled onto the dance floor and somehow this chick started dancing and grinding on me. It was seriously fucking amazing, and as her ass pushed tight against me, I couldn't help myself and got hard as a rock. Well, after her grinding and twerking all over my hard package for at least 10 minutes, I started to lose control and after another minute, definitely let loose with a little grunt and came all inside my pants. Weird thing was, it was so hot it was better than any sex I've had before. Thank you oh so very much random blonde kardashian-ass lookalike, you will forever live on in the memory of BOTH of my heads.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 09:35 PM
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I'm so stressed about finding a cheap place to live this fall. I might not be able to stay in school due to money situations.
Sunday, 09 February 2014 09:16 PM
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I think I'm more in love with the person I wish my boyfriend was than the person he really is.