Here is a confession for you all. I had sex with one of my coworkers in a bathroom stall at the work place after we closed. It was probably the sexiest thing and it gave me such an adrenaline rush.

One of the best things about living in Arizona is the fact that statehood day is on valentines day. That way it doesn't matter if you're in a relationship, single, or anywhere inbetween, you can say screw valentines day and celebrate this awesome state instead. You're welcome, Arizona Statehood Day all the way!

your G.P.A reflects your work ethic not your intelligence

some smart people are just lazy & some 4.0's came from cheating..

just saying

Remember that guy last year on valentines day that went around wilson and sechrist passing out roses to different girls? That must have been expensive...

"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"

have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why

Guys, just be careful who to tease on this small campus! You might end up like me having to do some real professional work with that person. Embarrassing!

I will be spending my valentines day by myself. Steak dinner, 30 rack of beer and a daily subscription to brazzers.

so many girls are like "buy me this and I'll be ur valentine" like damn I'd be happy to just spend the day with someone on valentines day