Whenever someone says something rude and uncalled for on this page I say annnnnnnddddddd douche.

Why is it that people automatically assume you have low self-esteem if you are not a social butterfly? Honestly I am very confident the problem is that I find most people very boring and I'm a bitch but that is another thing entirely.

If I can hear your headphones over 50 feet away, you are playing your music way too loud and there is no use for headphones. You are also extremely annoying when it's in the library and everyone around you are trying to study.

Relationship post + something about asshole roommates = 95% of NAU confessions page.

The other night there was a girl totally passed out in the hallway of McConnell. My friend gave her a pillow and put a blanket over her. The next morning she was gone. If you were that girl or know that girl, could you please comment? That blanket was a Johnny Depp blanket that my friend really would like back. We had no problem giving a drunk stranger some help and warmth, but that blanket is being missed by its owner ): thank you!

Pretty sure he's gonna break up with me on valentines day

I feel utterly disgusting when my boyfriend uses lube to do anal. How does that make you feel?

i think my girlfriends pussy is ugly