For the two people engaging in intimate activities this Wednesday night in the parking lot between McKay and Campus Heights:

I saw you. My roommate saw you. My whole apartment saw you.
P.S. Next time, DO NOT park right under the light.

when you are walking alone at night and that second shadow scares the shit out of you.

I'll do it. To the guy bout theme I'll ask the girl I had a thing for. She WON'T expect it...plus she said no the first time, video time. Serious.

How do I get my boyfriend to be more romantic?! Usually I'm pretty chill and don't care but I want him to do something sweet for valentines day. I didn't beat around the bush and I told him straight up this is what I wanted. I just know him and he won't really do anything "romantic" when the times comes...

I wake up. Put a good dip in. Crack a cold one. Get dressed. And start the day.
YEE YEE

The view is amazing hiking behind someone you have a crush on going up a trail.

I think my friend might be in an abusive relationship, and I don't know how to help them.

I talk to myself when I study. A lot. About really random weird shit.