I make distorted and severely ugly faces when I remember embarrassing situations i was in. I can't stop it and it makes me feel even more embarrassed because i feel like i am being watched!

So i don't want to have a baby. Reason? Because most vagina's don't go back to normal. I will have surgery to remove the womb when i get married. And marry a guy who dose not want babies. I hate children anyways.

To the girl that shoved an entire orange in her mouth in front of the liberal arts building.... you are adorable

Tomorrow i'm handing out beautiful roses to beautiful girls.

So i think i have HIV... Getting tested tomorrow. Yay, me...

OMG, i don't want to die.

There was a couple in the mountain view parking garage getting it on last night. Even though the windows were steamy, we could still see in. Props to you guys!

My boyfriends dick is small and I want to break up with him for it. I know, I'm selfish for wanting to do it for that reason. I won't though, because i fear no other girl will want him and his small dick. I won't say he is bad in bed but i think I want someone else. We have changed and grown a part. That's my confession people. Let the rude comments begin!

To the cute skater wearing all blue today, I heard you singing Story of My Life by the Union. You have such a beautiful voice, and you should smile more. You've got a secret admirer, next time I see you, I promise to talk to you!