To the beautiful girl who was working at the burrito place on south campus this afternoon around 1, you were one of the cutest girls I have seen, just so you know:)

Im sure you will be seeing much more of me in the near future;)

I could go for some target shooting right now, or a day out four wheeling. I have not had any real fun since I left home. I need a guy with a pickup and a rifle!

Tomorrow, I am going to drink so much beer and alcohol until everyone looks pretty.

Seriously thinking about investing in a cattle prod to make slow ass people in front of me on the pedways get the of my way. I have shit to do and I don't have time for your large stumpy legs that have a 4 inch stride or you walking the same speed that bblearn loads because you have to make sure everyone notices you and your swag.

All you ladies who are gonna be single Tommorow I will be handing out a rose and a Valentine Cards to all the ladies at the mall almost all day! Every Lady deserves something on valentines day! (:

I really like to thank my friend who got me into the fruit salad song by the wiggles. I hate you for that

Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentine's Day, then the side chick is you. Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!

I've graduated from NAU and still get carded, by teenagers, at R-rated movies.