Friday, 14 February 2014 05:04 PM
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I fucked my roommates girlfriend because he told everyone my dick was small. Your girlfriend didn't think so.
Friday, 14 February 2014 05:02 PM
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I have not seen a vagina since Christmas break. SOS.
Friday, 14 February 2014 05:01 PM
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My mom once asked me if I needed to take a pregnancy test. I told her "Mom if I'm pregnant you need to contact the Vatican"
Friday, 14 February 2014 05:00 PM
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me and my friends would steal textbooks from people in the library and return them for beer money
Friday, 14 February 2014 04:59 PM
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I major in people watching and I've seen some pretty nice asses in yoga pants. With no panties!
#USA
Friday, 14 February 2014 03:04 PM
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My valentine is the best ever. Her name is Pamela handerson she never leaves my side
Friday, 14 February 2014 02:57 PM
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The girl across the hall is so hot, I wonder if I should do something for her on Valentine's Day
Friday, 14 February 2014 12:45 PM
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Valentines day? Enjoy being exploited by capitalism on a holiday created by companies that feed on women's insecurities.