Confession: this is my first time watching Dr who & I effing love it. Its aweeesome!

I got my girlfriend a ton of makeup & some fake eyelashes & glue for Christmas. She finally wore the eyelashes for vday & now her eyes are swollen, red, & covered in hives. I feel horrible... she's still all smiles though.

I had the best car sex ever last night, in the parking lot by Tinsley.

Black guys are the best at eating pussy. Hands down.

So I took this girl out in my Firebird because she wanted to see how fast it could go. Long story short, road head gives me conflicting feelings at 175mph..

Confession: I waited until midnight for you to text back because you said you would. Since you never did, and it's now almost 11am the next morning, I've been trying to make up excuses for you.

I feel pathetic.

A police officer pulled me over last night. He started interrogating. I thought Fuck it. So I said, "Officer, IBH I'm looking for a party, I'm bored and I want a shot and a beer, then walk home. I'm underage too." He laughed and gave me an address. The last thing he said was, "Just leave before 2:35." The time was 1:00...

After having sex in my car with my ex last year, he came on the seat and when he came in the hug me, he misjudged where I was sitting and face planted into his own semen.