I think I'm in love with the cute girl always wears a flannel with a bra on the skinnier side. She worked Wednesday night and I can't stop thinking about her

I was in Dara Thai on Monday and the waitress was absolutely gorgeous, I hope you didn't notice me staring

I've for the most part only had one-night-stands where I get blown or fucked and have never eaten the girl out. I'm 21. It's not that I don't want to, I'd just feel too awkward to go down now since I have no idea what I'm doing.

I could do the typical thing and state how I would love to find a girl who lifts weights, plays Xbone, PS4, WiiU and WoW, and listens to music ranging from Willie Nelson to The Black Dahlia Murder, who likes comic books, movies and watching TV, but that is way to specific. I don't think any girl fits that criteria. I might as well wish that Kate Upton would get high and play Mario Kart with me.

What do people think of smoking alcohol? (in case you don't know: the process of placing dry ice in an alcoholic drink and inhaling the vapors to get drunk)

If I'm interested in a guy it's almost guaranteed my friend will hook up with him. So you're welcome boys, my sad one-sided affections are going to get you laid. And not by me.

When your girl passwords her phone out of the blue, should i be worried?

I froze my poop once just to see what would happen.