I was at the intersection of university & knoles making a left turn, I was already pulled all the way out and the light turned red, so I began to turn and this asshat in a white honda civic with cali plates tried to blaze through the red light while blaring on his horn at me

if this is you, you're a fucking tool, learn how to drive.

Do you guys have a place to go to for good trails or something around here? maybe theres a website with directions and stuff? cause I'm not very savvy on flagstaff's layout and would really like to take my boyfriend out to cool trails and places like that. tips please? and thank you

I saw a very cute girl today with purple hair. Darn my inability to talk to people I find attractive.

I don't know why everyone's hating, that guy that puts the "smiling for daddy" selfie and other miscellaneous selfies on every post is literally the only reason I still go on this page.

Like this if you are planning on going to the Shpongle concert at the Orpheum on March 6

Honestly. Losing my phone was the best thing that happened to me because now I don't have to deal with any of the fuckers that kept texting me and texting me begging to screw me and leave. Sayonara, ass holes. See you on the flip side.

There is at least one hot chick in every single one of my classes. I even have a fine ass student teacher. Me so horny, me love you for 15 seconds, then I'll rally for another 30ish.. You won't regret it, I guarantee it!

Tip: Do not spike your jungle juice with a whole packet of mio energy and then go out to a school function. It may cause you to act a fool, run from the cops, spend the night in jail and have to pay 10k to save your record... eat the HAM slowly