The next time I'm at a Starbucks, I will pay for the person behind me, but I don't go to Starbucks often.

Seriously, why do people tell you to drink water when you're coughing up a lung. What do you expect me to do, inhale the water to purify my insides?

I like when the water from my splashing poop hits my butt, it's a very nice feeling.

If anybody lost a skateboard/left it in Old Main, I found it, if it's yours comment and I'll message you asking for a description

I didn't strive for five...

My confession is that I don't want to seem like a creepy dude in yoga at the HLC. I'm attractive, fit... that stuff. I guess I just want to know what the beginner/all levels yoga is like at NAU. I'd rather not pay some crazy fee at a local yoga studio. And if there are some males there that won't make me seem like some creep.
Thanks!

My desire for pizza is getting out of hand I want it all the freaking time it is ridiculous.

Buddy if you're just gonna sit at a machine at the gym just to use your phone please get the hell out of the gym. Some of us are actually trying to workout instead of instagraming that we're at the gym.