To the girl in pink, who was doing deadlifts early this morning, at the rec center: You had excellent form-keep up the hard work!

Nothing like seeing what people you knew from high school to make you feel inadequate.

I hate when I'm running late to class and then realize i have to take a shit.

I actually support SB 1062, but I know people will call me "hateful" if I say it out loud. You wouldn't want to force a Muslim butcher to sell pork right? You wouldn't want a gay printing shop owner forced to print anti-gay literature right? Same thing for Christians.

Democrats be like "Save the puppies!" "Kill the babies!"

I really, really dislike people who refuse to move to the back of the bus. You are knowingly screwing over all of those people waiting for a bus ride. Just move! I enjoy shoving past all of you.

Personally, I think it is stupid to ever stay with someone who cheated, or started down the cheating path. You are only signing up for more hurt.

I have nothing against people getting married young, I know lots of couples that are happy role models. But holy crap, some people are dumb! You really think that guy who parties without you every weekend is going to make a good husband and father after graduation?